Everyone has experienced
Potty has 5 colors: Yellow, Green, Black, Red and Brown.
Normally what can we see in a Potty:
1. Seeds of ladies finger
2. Chopped chilies
3. Rolled tomatoes
4. Coriander leaves
5. Corn
If u look at the shape of Potty carefully, you can visualize various things: Eagle, Snake and Dinosaur
Types of Potty: Thin, Hard, Soluble, Dry, Jelly and Oily
Types of Potty:
GHOST potty: The kind of potty when you felt there’s potty coming out, but no potty in a toilet.
CLEAN potty: You potty it out, see a potty in the toilet but nothing on the tissue.
WET potty: After wiping plenty times you still feel un-wiped.
SECOND WAVE potty: You’re done potting, you’ve pulled up your pants and realize you need to potty some more.
POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD potty: You strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke.
GASSY potty: So noisy, every one within earshot is giggling.
SKID MARKS potty: It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.
BURN potty: Reminds you that you had too much of chilies the previous night.
BIO WARFARE potty: Turns your toilet into a toxic chamber. Makes you regret you left your deodorant outside.
THE I WISH I COULD potty: You wanna potty but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
WET CHEEK potty: It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks.
THE DANGLING potty: The one that refuses to leave your ass you need to shake it off.
THE SURPRISE potty: You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM, IT’S A POTTY.
No matter how beautiful or rich you are but I'm sure you’ve experienced one or more of those potty type. No morning can be good without a Happy Potty..!!
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